hot dog menu: crazy uncle red's dressed up hot dogs. 1) The Rough Beast: Rough Cut Relish, Uncommon Mustard, bacon 2) The Golden Poodle: Celebrated Hot Pepper Jelly, Uncommon Mustard, minced onion, crushed potato chips 3) The All-American: Uncommon Mustard, Uncommon Ketchup, Rough Cut Relish 4) The Double Dragon: sunstreek chile-garlic spread, Celebrated Hot Pepper Jelly, chopped peanuts, scallions 5) The Flames of the Dragon: as above, but wicked spicy, with hotstreek hot chile-garlic spread and Incendiary Hot Pepper Jelly 6) The Berlin 36: Uncommon Ketchup, minced onion, curry powder 7) The Chip’n’Dip: Pia’s Supreme Party Dip, crushed potato chips 8) The Ploughman: Rough Cut Relish, extra-sharp cheddar cheese 9) The Southern Hospitality: Celebrated Hot Pepper Jelly, cream cheese, bacon 10) The Dr. Jonathan Zizmor: Rambunctious Mustard, minced onion 11) The Handsome Stranger: feta cheese whipped with sunstreek chile-garlic spread, kalamata olives, minced onion 12) The Wellfleetian: Cranberry Hot Pepper Jelly, Rambunctious Mustard, minced onion, crushed potato chips 13) The Umami Dearest: sunstreek chile-garlic spread, onion, extra-sharp cheddar, bacon 14) The Coney Island Baby: Smoooth Jazzz-braised pushcart onions, Uncommon Mustard, Uncommon Ketchup 15) The Melange a Trois: Celebrated Hot Pepper Jelly, onion, cheddar 16) The Firecracker: Incendiary Hot Pepper Jelly, crushed Flamin Hot Cheetos. All dressed-up dogs $4.00. Or create your own: Start with an All-Beef Brooklyn Cured Hot Dog: 4.00 Choose up to 3 standard toppings for free: Hot Pepper Jelly, Rough Cut Relish, sunstreek / hotstreek chile-garlic spread, Uncommon Ketchup, Uncommon Mustard, Rambunctious Mustard, minced onion, chopped peanuts, scallions, crushed potato chips, crushed Flamin’ Hot Cheetos (extras .25 each) Add 1 fancy topping for free: bacon, extra-sharp cheddar, Pia’s Supreme Party Dip, feta-sunstreek dip, cream cheese, kalamata olives (extras 1.00 ea.) Substitute a veggie dog and/or veggie bacon on any dog at no additional charge Prices DO NOT INCLUDE 6.25% Massachusetts Meal Tax